Придумайте три смешных предложения в Present Simple 3шт, Present Countinius 3 шт, Past Simple 3шт

1.  I never go to school in my blue pyjamas.
2.  Rabbits eat carrots but I dont.
3. I teach my father to ride a bicycle on Sundays.

My grandfather is sleeping and snoring in his room.
My father is fixing the desk-lamp that our cat dropped yesterday. 
I am doing my elder brothers homework because he gave money for the cinema.

Yesterday my sister and I had a fight over the last piece of cake.
An hour ago I drank my cats milk by mistake.
I promised my brother not to tell his girlfriend about his love letter to another girl.