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It happened yesterday. I caught a cold .I was sneezing and coughing. I was in a very bad mood.
My friend came to visit me .I asked him to take my temperature. He took the thermometer and gave it to me .But i felt so sick that i dropped it on the floor. Of course it was broken. We were shocked. It was very dangerous to stay at that place where the thermometer was broken. So i and me friend left the room as quickly as we could. I phoned to my parents. They called to a special service which helped in such cases. They cleaned our room .But the most interesting and ridiculous was that i forgot about my illness.